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šŸŒŠšŸŽ„Sea Glass Accents 2025 Adult Humor Advent CalendaršŸ’„LIMITED 2025 EDITION

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🌊 Kick off your holiday season with laughter and a dash of sass! The Adult Humor 2025 Sea Glass Advent Calendar is the perfect countdown for anyone who loves witty jokes, cheeky sayings, and a little bit of irreverence. Packed with 24 unique ornaments, each featuring a bold adult-themed quote, this calendar will keep you and your friends entertained every day until Christmas.

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What’s Inside?

  • 24 Premium Sea Glass Style Ornaments
    Each ornament is beautifully crafted and printed with a hilarious adult humor phrase. Hang them on your tree, your workspace, or anywhere you need a festive mood boost!
  • Unique Quotes for Every Day
    From ā€œZERO FUCKSā€ to ā€œGIN: Christmas is 90% gin, 10% pretendingā€, every day brings a new laugh and attitude.
  • High-Quality Materials
    Made with durable, eco-friendly sea glass and vibrant colors that pop.

Perfect For:

  • Friends, coworkers, and family who appreciate adult humor
  • White elephant and secret Santa gift exchanges
  • Decorating your home with a twist of fun
  • Breaking the ice at holiday parties

Why You’ll Love It

  • Unapologetically Funny:Ā No filter, just pure fun—this calendar isn’t for the faint-hearted!
  • Unique Holiday Decor:Ā Stand out from the crowd with ornaments that are as bold as you are.
  • Gift-Ready Packaging:Ā Comes in a festive box, ready to be gifted to your favorite people.

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Sample Quotes Included:

  • ā€œIt’s not about how many fucks we give, but how much this friendship means.ā€
  • ā€œFriends don’t judge your shit, they laugh at it.ā€
  • ā€œRaise a little hell, it’s the holidays.ā€
  • ā€œBaby, it’s fucking cold outside.ā€
  • ā€œSanta knows, and he still forgives you.ā€

šŸ’„LIMITED 2025 EDITION – WILL NOT BE RESTOCKED!

This calendar is a special release exclusively for the 2025 holiday season. Due to the unique nature of the collection, quantities are extremely limited, and once they sell out, they are gone for good. Don’t miss your chance to own the most talked-about countdown calendar of the year.

šŸŽPackage includes

  • 1 x Ā Sea Glass Christmas Tree Advent Calendar

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